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Mitch Hedberg

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.

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These are some quotes by American author Mitch Hedberg Comedian, who lived between February 24, 1968 and March 30, 2005.

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I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle.

I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle.

Mitch Hedberg

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Y'know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at my show.

Y'know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at my show.

Mitch Hedberg

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I like refried beans. That's why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good and we're just wasting time. You don't have to fry them again after all.

I like refried beans. That's why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good and we're just wasting time. You don't have to fry them again after all.

Mitch Hedberg

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I didn't want to be famous. I just wanted to earn enough money to have a nice life and enjoy acting.

I didn't want to be famous. I just wanted to earn enough money to have a nice life and enjoy acting.

David McCallum

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James Bond is quite serious about his drinks and clothing and cigarettes and food and all that sort of thing. There is nothing wry or amused about James Bond.

James Bond is quite serious about his drinks and clothing and cigarettes and food and all that sort of thing. There is nothing wry or amused about James Bond.

Ken Follett

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I was raised on John D. MacDonald's Travis McGee series. Something about this genre - hard-boiled-private-eye-with-heart-of-gold - never failed to take me away from whatever difficulties haunted my daily world to a wonderful land where I was no more than an enthralled spectator.

Alan Furst

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